Ron Artest Houston to-do list

1) Criticize Yao Ming for his "ching chang talk"
2) Call Shane Battier an uncle tom
3) Slap that "stupid look" off of t-mac's face
4) Take over the dog fighting ring bonzi wells left behind
5) Find Rudy T's house and finish the job Kermit Washington started for no apparent reason
6) Tell scola to go back to mexico
&) Request a fema check

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