Welcome to the Game

Welcome to Stern_master Server
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K8be: first
TIM_DUNCAN: DAMMIT
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d'shwnstvnson: 12/m/DC any gurls wanna talk?
AI2: more like AC/DC, get outta here perv
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K8be: I wanna different team
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popabich: All for one and one for all!
K8be: lol, weak
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cp3: lmao, longest name ever
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big cactus: did you guys know Kanye West's mom died?
cp3: every1 knows that
RasheezyWalleezy: she died during a manicure
big cactus: she did not die during a manicure
RasheezyWalleezy: if it hadn't killed her it would've made her stronger
TheDarkness: LOL
TheTruth: LMAO
Superman_Dwight: LOLROFLMANDOWN
*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: oh come on
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TheTruth: Kevin is that you?
TheDarkness: yeah
TheTruth: join my team
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LBJ: man, thats not cool
d'shwnstvnson: lol
LBJ: you think thats funny? i gotta pay all the bills around here
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J-Ho: You guys wanna get high?
OdomandGomorrah: yes
*J-Ho has been warned.*
*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: ????
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j[KIDD]: just let me die or let me change teams already
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LBJ: **** you son
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c.butl3r: we gonna win this s***
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c.butl3r: nvm
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d'shwnstvnson: why do we have to have such a gay name?
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popabich: NOT FAIR
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*Team Nuggets eliminated.*
The_Answer: WTF?!
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AI2: ahahahaha we still in it without you
d'shwnstvnson: LBJ is overrated
LBJ: Who is this guy?
LBJ: is he even a player?
dirkdiggler: whats my greatest achievement?
dirkdiggler: beating the kings without webber
dirkdiggler: beating the suns without amare
dirkdiggler: beating the spurs in tim duncans worst year
cp3: this is gonna be easier than I thought
ginosebleed: ur still talking about that? dios mio, i even had an ankle injury that required surgery that year
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j[KIDD]: my teammate disappeared!
big cactus: u guys are gay im leavin
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*Team Suns eliminated.*
*Team Mavs eliminated.*
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*Team Raptors eliminated.*
cb4: I could've had Lamarcus Aldridge on my team, Lamarcus f****** Aldridge!
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K8be: is that name supposed to mean something to me?
*JazzFan is now observing the game.*
*RocketsFan is now observing the game.*
JazzFan: you couldn't stop dis last year, why you come back for more?
RocketsFan: I'm from texas son, I'm not afraid to raid your mormon compound
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j.smoove: lol, here's to pwnage
AI2: haha cheers
cp3: why you guys lettin these n00bs hang around
thedarkness: don't worry i'm on it
j.smoove: god ur profile pic look old, what are you, like 25?
*Team Rockets eliminated.*
*RocketsFan has changed name to SpursFan.*
t(mac): At least no one will remember last year when I cried
SpursFan: its called youtube
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*Team Sixers eliminated.*
RasheezyWalleezy: RESPECK DIS
*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: ftw?
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*Team Wizards eliminated.*
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LBJ: WHAT NOW?
SpursFan: they're gone genious
cp3: "genious" classic!
*Team Hawks eliminated.*
thedarkness: THAT was ridiculous
le-blur: o snap cp3 rushed sumbody help
TIM_DUNCAN: god, you guys are only good because of me
ginosebleed: i am the only real world champion
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Stern_master Server message: NOBODY CARES!
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GASOLine: even I have to agree, nobody cares about games outside of here
theboozer: I'm a great 6'8 post player
theboozer: and the best basketball player to come out of Alaska
GASOLine: ...and the smartest tard on the short bus
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Superman_Dwight: You guys wanna see me dunk?
RasheezyWalleezy: NO!
*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: FTW!
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RasheezyWalleezy: ahahaha issue an amber alert for that ni**a
*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: FTW!
*Team Magic eliminated.*
*Team Jazz eliminated.*
LBJ: You guys wanna see ME dunk?
TheTruth: NO!
*Team Cavaliers eliminated.*
LBJ: You know, you're all still witnesses
TheTruth: leave
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cp3: lol, this is like one of my first games
le-blur: sacre bleu
*Team Hornets eliminated.*
cp3: i'll be back again, dont u worry
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*RasheezyWalleezy has been warned.*
RasheezyWalleezy: FTW!
TIM_DUNCAN: that was an ordeal
GASOLine: most boring name ever.
popabich: can someone look into that last shot? should've been a foul....
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Stern_master Server message: could've gone either way, that is to say, it should've gone one way but it went the other
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popabich: what?!
*Team Spurs eliminated.*
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SpursFan: man, I can't afford to buy a kobe jersey
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RasheezyWalleezy: this officiating is sh*t
*RasheezyWalleezy has been banned.*
*Team Pistons eliminated.*
*JamesWorthy is now observing the game.*
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ZenMaster: fake
JamesWorthy: yeah, fake
JamesWorthy: I'm still relevant
JamesWorthy: I'd just like to set things straight, I thought the cop was a hooker
JamesWorthy: I was on an episode of star trek
*JamesWorthy has been banned.*
ZenMaster: these guys are cheating
TheTruth: go write a book
ZenMaster: **** you
TheTruth: go write a book
*Donaghy[h4x0rs] is now observing the game.*
Donaghy[h4x0rs]: I used to h4x this game all the time
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TheTruth: Where the f**k have you been!?
JesusShuttlesworth: Can we win this thing?
TheDarkness: Anything is possible
TheDarkness: Anything is possible
TheDarkness: Anything is possible
TheDarkness: sry, lag
K8be: jesus is just camping in the corner
K8be: n00b
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JesusShuttlesworth: awww where u goin?
TheTruth: he wudnt helpin neway, just shootin randomly, all over the place
*Team Lakers eliminated.*
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Stern_master Server message: May I present to you the 2007-2008 NBA Champions: the Boston Celtics. There can be only one.
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TheTruth: what are we, quotin highlander now?
JesusShuttlesworth: LOL
TheDarkness: LMAO
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Bulls hire new coach

Chicago Tribune:
"The last two Bulls coaches failed to keep the respect of the players, management's preference for a black coach was clearly misunderstood when Vinny del Negro was introduced by Paxson as the franchise's 17th head coach"

Looking ahead to the Finals

Phil Jackson: 190 playoff victories most of all time
Phil Jackson is 41-0 after winning Game 1 of a playoff series.
Nine titles in 10 Finals appearances
Record without Shaquille O' Neal or Michael Jordan: Priceless

One of my friends: "Who the f*** is Donnie Walsh"

An oddly profound question as mildly intensive research would reveal

Drafting record:
Reggie Miller at No. 11 in 1987
Rik Smits, a no-brainer at No. 2 in 1988
The Brother's Davis, starting with Antonio, a second round steal in 1990 (although with 3 years in Europe it's hard to say Walsh knew anything)
and Dale at No. 13 in 1991
yeah, yeah but lets get to the gritty-gritty

1989 George McCloud at 7
1992 Malik Sealy at 14 (the guy from new york undercover?)
1993 Scott Haskin at 14
1994 Eric Piatkowski at 15
1996 Erick Dampier at 10
1997 Austin Croshere at 12
1998 Al Harrington at 25, played with the pacers on two seperate occasions accomplishing nothing, now occasionally starts for the Golden State Warriors
1999 Jonathan Bender at 5
2000 Primoz Brezec at 27
2001 Jamaal Tinsley at 27
2002 Fred Jones at 14

And the most hilarious thing, what he hangs his hat on, trading Dale Davis for Jermaine O' Neal. The Pacers would later reacquire Dale Davis as answer to O' Neal's allergy to high% scoring, offensive rebounding, and setting picks.