Monday, November 3, 2008

Schwarzenegger warns that robo-calls seek to destroy humanity

CNN - Governor Schwarzenegger made a break from the Republican platform to warn that robo-calls are the first wave of seemingly unstoppable cyborg assassins sent back from the year 2029 by a race of artificially intelligent machines bent on the extermination of the human race. These cyborgs are known as Terminators and were invented by Skynet, a form of artificial intelligence created by Cyberdyne Systems. In the near future Skynet will gain self-awareness, take over all military hardware, and initiates a nuclear war against humanity.

"First they get the phones," the governor explained, "and then they get the refrigerators and internets, then the planes with the bombing and the shooting."

Snopes and factcheck.org have already largely debunked the story as another Republican scare tactic, mainly objecting to the flaws in the explanation of Terminator time travel and taking particular issue with the predestination paradox. But at least it was entertaining to hear Schwarzenegger pronounce "refrigerator."

7 comments:

Rich said...

I like how arnold talks a lot like a kennedy "and the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"

ed said...

ahahaha
stolen identity!

jimmy wales said...

what, you think your funyy

Baseball_Furies said...

it still kills me that that man was elected governor

Anonymous said...

lmao

josie said...

governator owns

Victory '08 said...

lol